I came up with a great April Fool's joke to play on my dad. Here's the background:
My younger brother's name is George. I call him George because he reminds me so much of George O'Malley from Grey's Anatomy. He's on the shorter side, athletic, kind, sweet, girls love him, and he is studying to be a doctor. He can be a little clueless sometimes yet he's brillant. George and I are thirteen years apart in age. As the older sister, I find it my duty to harrass him whenever possible. Recently George skipped out on Bubs and Grace's birthday party. He had a medical test to study for. My response is, you knew about this party for over a month. Plan ahead!
I must have complained to my dad about George missing the party. Dad probably asked about George being at the party and I probably made a smart remark like the one above. My dad then intreprets this as me being mad at George. Last week my dad and George had lunch. As my dad is driving home he calls me.
Dad: George thinks you are mad at him.
Me: I am mad at him.
Dad: Don't be mad at him about not coming to the party.
Me: I'm not really mad, I just like to give George a hard time. This is my right you know.
Dad: But George thinks you are really mad. He says you aren't returning his phone calls and texts.
Me: What??? I haven't had any calls from him.
Dad: Don't be mad a George. You should talk to him.
Me: I am talking to him.
Dad: Don't be mad at George.
Me: Dad, I am talking to him. In fact, we are having dinner with George and Celebrity Julia (his girlfriend who I will talk about another time) on Saturday.
Dad: Oh, you are? Hey maybe mom and I should come too. No, maybe you guys should have dinner alone and make up.
Me: Why don't you and mom come to dinner so you can see that everything is fine.
Celebrity Julia and I were making the plans for dinner through email. I was responding back about some of the details and said, "Let George know I am not mad at him. Apparently Dad is worried that we aren't speaking and that I am not returning his calls." George's response was, "oh Dad....." George knows my dad hates it when there is any tension between any of his kids. Dad makes it a bigger deal than it really is.
We all went to dinner on Saturday night. As we were saying goodbye to George and Celebrity Julia, I told them about my great April Fool's Day idea. I'm thinking about calling my Dad and telling him I'm never talking to George again and while we're at it, Elaine (my sister) really ticks me off too!! George laughed so hard and said, "Dad would totally have a heart attack. That would be so funny!!! You've got to do it! "
My only concern is my dad will think it's serious and never get the part that it's a joke.
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